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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and…
— Mitch Hedberg
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I grew up certain for a while that I was going to be an anthropologist, until film turned my head.
— Ken Burns
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I had the feeling that some horrible image was just beyond the field of vision, moving, as I turned my head, so…
— William S. Burroughs
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Seaward ho! Hang the treasure! It's the glory of the sea that has turned my head.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
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very quietly, I heard a voice in my ear.It said, in a weird, cheesy, right-out-of-one-of-my-mother’s-novels way, “Ah. Wemeet again.” I turned my…
— Sarah Dessen
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One word, that's all you said Something in your voice called me, turned my head Your smile, just captured me You were…
— Unkown
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I've looked straight into your eyes and turned my head for the last time.
— As I Lay Dying
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A tall drink of water and a pretty little thing. Were kissing on the corner in the pouring rain. Turned my head…
— Laura Bell Bundy
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As an actor, you're sort of the court-appointed lawyer of the character. And that's what used to draw me to scripts...something in…
— Vera Farmiga
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