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- You put on a face for the public. The face isn't false; it's just another side of you. If it were false,… — James Garner
- Most poor people are not on welfare. . . I know they work. I'm a witness. They catch the early bus. They… — Jesse Jackson
- Lions cannot afford to hunt mice because they literally will starve to death, even if they catch them. Lions and all large… — Newt Gingrich
- Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off… — George Carlin
- The further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up to you. — Clive Owen
- New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend,… — Bill Maher
- All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But… — Richard Adams
- I don't know about torture. I have educated myself on many things but on torture I have not known the boundary between… — Yoweri Museveni
- If I were a 40-year-old woman, 40-to-50, I'd want to be getting my mammograms. They catch cancers, and cancer is very curable… — Ann Romney
- I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die. — Noel Gallagher
- If we go about apologizing for speaking to people of the things of God, we must not be very much surprised if… — Mildred Cable
- Engineers are not superhuman. They make mistakes in their assumptions, in their calculations, in their conclusions. That they make mistakes is forgivable;… — Henry Petroski