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Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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You can be standing right in front of the truth and not necessarily see it, and people only get it when they're… — George Harrison
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When they're standing right in front of you, kings are a kind of speech impediment. — Terry Pratchett
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You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' — Earl Nightingale
I feel like I'm on top of the world. Honestly, I feel like I've climbed a very giant mountain, and I'm just… — Shania Twain
I thought about one of my favorite Sufi poems, which says that God long ago drew a circle in the sand exactly… — Elizabeth Gilbert
When you don't fit in, you become superhuman. You can feel everyone else's eyes on you, stuck like Velcro. You can hear… — Jodi Picoult
Where we're standing right now, in the ruins in the dark, what we build could be anything. — Chuck Palahniuk
Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have… — Chelsea Handler

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