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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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My twin sister, my cousin, and I used to write and perform plays for my family. We raided the closets for costumes…
— Connie Britton
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Comic books and The Chronicles of Narnia. My mother used to read those to me and my twin brother growing up.
— Shawn Ashmore
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Time, my twin, take me by the hand through the streets of your city
— Ilya Kaminsky
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My twin in the show is Molly Stanton who is so sweet and great and she is totally different from me.
— Sara Gilbert
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When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I fought with my twin, the enemy within.
— Bob Dylan
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I realized late in life that my twin passions are music and people.
— Yo-Yo Ma
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
— Abigail Van Buren
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I deal with the human psychology and evil. They are my twin issues.
— Greg Iles
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From a very young age, I suspected there was more to my world than I could see: somewhere in the streets of…
— Orhan Pamuk
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Right after my Twin Towers walk, I was approached by hundreds of people, and I said no to all the offers. I…
— Philippe Petit
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This is my other best friend. She is my twin also :) I freaking love her to death!!! we are always there…
— Jasmine
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