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- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is…
- Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
- Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid
- Whatever the needs of the public are, the government responds to those needs by getting larger.
- Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies,…
- Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.
- Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.
- But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books…
- I can snap your spine like a toothpick.
- Never lick a steak knife.
- Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.
- I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other…
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but…
- Smee! Raise the Ladies!
- Someone was tapping on the window.
- If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover.
- Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot…
- Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.
- A secret society within a secret society.
- He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.
- Land!” shouted Thomas. “Is there food?” asked Tubby Ted.
- How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women.
- No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.
- We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how
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- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide