"Nobody understands how hard it is, being a…" — Dave Barry

"Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain."

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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More Captain Quotes

This quote is filed under Captain Quotes, one of 469 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Most of the southern hemisphere is unexplored. We had more exploration ships down there during Captain Cook's time than now.… — Robert Ballard
The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels. He can sleep. — Charles Baudelaire
We stay as a team. I might be England captain, but that doesn't mean I get treated differently. — David Beckham
I created the role of Captain Von Trapp. — Theodore Bikel
When you're the conscious captain in your kitchen, you'll feel better mentally and physically. — Kris Carr
I've had lots of things that didn't work out, like TV shows. You learn a lot through mistakes - I… — Pamela Anderson
If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. — Thomas Aquinas
You need a lot of leaders, but a hockey team needs a voice, not only in the community, but more… — Joe Sakic
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake… — Herbert Wind
The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself… — John Daly
In every man there is a hidden child which is called the urge to create and he prefers as play… — Christian Morgenstern
It is time to fill the world with strong and powerful deeds. It is common knowledge that no great captain… — Dalai Lama

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