"Land!” shouted Thomas. “Is there food?” asked Tubby……" — Dave Barry

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for… — Aristotle
If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because… — Billie Joe Armstrong
To save your world you asked this man to die; would this man, could he see you now, ask why? — Wystan Hugh Auden
On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the… — Charles Babbage
No, if it was up to me every record would be brand new studio material but Atlantic records asked me… — Sebastian Bach
If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the… — Gaston Bachelard
If I was asked to say what was the greatest invention of human beings, I would say the sentence. — John Banville
I learned the songs and played the gigs, and then they called me about a month later. They told me… — Travis Barker
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of… — Roseanne Barr
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. — Bernard Baruch
Filibusters have proliferated because under current rules just one or two determined senators can stop the Senate from functioning. Today,… — Evan Bayh
Ever since the Greek tragedies, artists have, from time to time, asked themselves how they might influence ongoing political events. — John Berger

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