"Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel…" — Dave Barry

"Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid"

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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More Camel Quotes

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I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves,… — Mary J. Blige
When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit… — George W. Bush
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
A camel is a horse designed by committee. — Alec Issigonis
My heart has become capable of every form: It is a pasture for gazelles And a monastery for Christian monks,… — Ibn Arabi
Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to… — Desiderius Erasmus
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who… — Jerry Pate
Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election. — Adolf Hitler
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements… — Ruhollah Khomeini
The soul should take care of the body, just as the pilgrim on his way to Makkah takes care of… — Al-Ghazali
Lovers O lovers, lovers it is time to set out from the world. I hear a drum in my soul's… — Rumi
We plan, we toil, we suffer - in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol's eyes? The title deeds… — J. B. Priestley

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