"Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel…" — Dave Barry
"Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid"
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Camel Quotes
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I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves,…
— Mary J. Blige
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When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit…
— George W. Bush
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Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
— Alec Issigonis
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My heart has become capable of every form: It is a pasture for gazelles And a monastery for Christian monks,…
— Ibn Arabi
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Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to…
— Desiderius Erasmus
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Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who…
— Jerry Pate
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Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election.
— Adolf Hitler
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If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements…
— Ruhollah Khomeini
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The soul should take care of the body, just as the pilgrim on his way to Makkah takes care of…
— Al-Ghazali
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Lovers O lovers, lovers it is time to set out from the world. I hear a drum in my soul's…
— Rumi
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We plan, we toil, we suffer - in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol's eyes? The title deeds…
— J. B. Priestley
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