"Spiders so large they appear to be wearing……" — Dave Barry

"Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals."

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail… — Johann Arndt
You know, it is a terrible thing to appear on television, because people think that you actually know what you're… — David Attenborough
The worse my drawings were, the more beautiful did the originals appear. — John James Audubon
In my mind's eye, I visualize how a particular... sight and feeling will appear on a print. If it excites… — Ansel Adams
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they… — Dave Barry
Even in the centuries which appear to us to be the most monstrous and foolish, the immortal appetite for beauty… — Charles Baudelaire
Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments; but let us have patience… — Joseph Addison
And I pray thee, loving Jesus, that as Thou hast graciously given me to drink in with delight the words… — Venerable Bede
Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to be where they are, where they… — Isaiah Berlin
To all those who walk the path of human cooperation war must appear loathsome and inhuman. — Alfred Adler
Freud's view is that all love is sexual in its origin or its basis. Even those loves which do not… — Mortimer Adler
The idea of reverence for God is transmitted from parent to child, it is educated into an abnormal development, and… — Annie Besant

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