"He could even think about how fast he……" — Dave Barry

"He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things."

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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More Even Think Quotes

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Gun control means being able to hit your target. If I have a 'hot button' issue, this is definitely it.… — Michael Badnarik
Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act. — Annie Besant
I reached a point towards the end on the old heart where I had trouble getting out of a chair.… — Dick Cheney
I had a very difficult relationship with my mother. She used to wake me up in the middle of the… — Marina Abramovic
You cannot stop. If there is a concrete wall in front of you, you have to go through it. You… — Donald Trump
Practice habits were crucial to my development in basketball. I didn't play against the toughest competition in high school, but… — Larry Bird
If people depend on me to be a man of truth, I have to prove again and again and again… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi
Sometime we waste too much time to think about someone who does not even think about us for a second. — Wiz Khalifa
I'm at the age when my friends have started having kids, and when my first good friend had a baby,… — Jessica Pare
The happiest people I know are people who don't even think about being happy. They just think about being good… — Harold S. Kushner
My sannyasins have to be creators, not through the mind but through meditation. And it comes of its own accord,… — Rajneesh
Sometimes things just happen. Sometimes surfing this bank from Snapper to Kirra, sometimes you don't even think what you're doing… — Mick Fanning

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