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Late Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the…
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their…
More Late Quotes
- All in all, for someone who was immersed in, fascinated by, and dedicated to flight, I was disappointed by the wrinkle in… — Neil Armstrong
- It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk… — Marcel Achard
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very late at… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Tomorrow is nothing, today is too late; the good lived yesterday. — Marcus Aurelius
- I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. — Russell Baker
- One of the places where we lived when I was growing up had this big wood out the back. And starting when… — Christian Bale
- The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I… — Douglas Adams
- I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. You don't watch, you… — Javier Bardem
- Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not… — P T Barnum
- Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' — Joey Adams