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I Say Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9…
- Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
- I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'.…
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