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I Know Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
- I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their…
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
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