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Hold Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of…
- On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means…
- My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the…
- I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of…
- 2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
More Hold Quotes
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- Time is compressed like the fist I close on my knee... I hold inside it the clues and solutions and the power… — Margaret Atwood
- Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn out with… — Saint Augustine
- India saw from the beginning, and, even in her ages of reason and her age of increasing ignorance, she never lost hold… — Sri Aurobindo
- I used to tremble from nerves so badly that the only way I could hold my head steady was to lower my… — Lauren Bacall
- The main reason for the failure of the modern medical science is that it is dealing with results and not causes. Nothing… — Edward Bach
- You don't want a million answers as much as you want a few forever questions. The questions are diamonds you hold in… — Richard Bach
- If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold… — Abigail Adams
- I cannot consistently, with self respect, do other than I have, namely, to deliberately violate an act which seems to me to… — Roger Nash Baldwin
- We must remember that a photograph can hold just as much as we put into it, and no one has ever approached… — Ansel Adams