"My belt holds my pants up, but the……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• According to some Eastern religion, there is a belt that goes across the world, and I've heard that Minnesota is… — Melody Beattie
• The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt. — Konrad Adenauer
• I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you… — Julia Cameron
• Flipping the dial through available radio stations there will blare out to any listener an array of broadcasts, 24/7, propagating… — Tony Campolo
• If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else.… — Drew Carey
• When you're my age and you see a story, you better go for it pretty quickly. I'd just like to… — John le Carre
• Superman don't need no seat belt. — Muhammad Ali
• I will not accept a new wave of fiscal retrenchment, of belt-tightening, without asking people at the top to make… — Nick Clegg
• (About importance of focusing on one sport at a time) I've never tried to do that, we have more of… — Trey Hardee
• When we were in the woods beyond Gowbarrow Park we saw a few daffodils close to the waterside. But as… — Dorothy Wordsworth
• He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie. — Neil Simon
• He who has lost his money-belt will go where you wish. — Horace

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