Funny Quotes
- The Eagle has landed. — Neil Armstrong
- And we forget because we must and not because we will. — Matthew Arnold
- The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next. — Matthew Arnold
- Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people. — Mary Kay Ash
- I have always drawn strength from being close to home. — Arthur Ashe
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. — Isaac Asimov
- None of us and none of the Arabs trust Israel. — Bashar al-Assad
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
- In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted… — Brooks Atkinson
- The only thing we have learnt from experience is that we learn nothing from experience. — Chinua Achebe
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can… — Rowan Atkinson
- I have no grand scheme. — Dave Attell
- I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. — Dave Attell