"I have no grand scheme." — Dave Attell

"I have no grand scheme."

— Dave Attell

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50 Quotes by Dave Attell

Dave Attell has 50 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're…
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they…
I don't watch reality TV.
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is…
Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse);…
This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who…
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name.…

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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