Funny Quotes
- A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. — Jane Austen
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. — Jane Austen
- Respect for right conduct is felt by every body. — Jane Austen
- What is right to be done cannot be done too soon. — Jane Austen
- Where an opinion is general, it is usually correct. — Jane Austen
- Nobody minds having what is too good for them. — Jane Austen
- I can never say 'why' about anything I do. I suppose I can say 'how' and 'when' and 'what.' But 'why' is impenetrable to me. — Paul Auster
- I am more afraid of those who are terrified of the devil than I am of the devil himself. — Teresa of Avila
- I voted for Obama and I was delighted that he's been elected. — Bill Ayers
- I'd make a bad preacher. — Dan Aykroyd
- Catholic school graduates exhibit a wide variety of qualities that will not only help them in their careers but also in their family and community… — Joe Baca
- It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will… — Johann Sebastian Bach
- Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. — Richard Bach
- Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. — Richard Bach
- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach
- Happiness is the reward we get for living to the highest right we know. — Richard Bach
- I've been solo since 1996, so I've been doing it for a while now. — Sebastian Bach
- Man is an imagining being. — Gaston Bachelard
- I am a fighter. I'm not just there to go along and get along. — Michele Bachmann
- No politician was more maligned than Ronald Reagan. — Michele Bachmann