Funny Quotes
52060 quotes by 14453 authors
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If I can bicycle, I bicycle.
— David Attenborough
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I learned to read very early so I could read the comics, which I then started to draw.
— Margaret Atwood
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I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
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I'm bad at picking heroes.
— Margaret Atwood
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
— Dean Acheson
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Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.
— Kevyn Aucoin
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I spent much of my life hiding.
— Kevyn Aucoin
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I'm very passionate about what I do.
— Kevyn Aucoin
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We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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You owe it to all of us all get on with what you're good at.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Learn from your dreams what you lack.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Now is the age of anxiety.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix…
— Norman Ralph Augustine
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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
— Saint Augustine
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
— Saint Augustine
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A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
— Saint Augustine
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Custom is second nature.
— Saint Augustine
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
— Jane Austen
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There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves.
— Jane Austen
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