Funny Quotes
- Knowledge is the life of the mind. — Abu Bakr
- Jihad is obligatory for the Muslims. — Abu Bakr
- He who avoids complaint invites happiness. — Abu Bakr
- Death is the easiest of all things after it, and the hardest of all things before it. — Abu Bakr
- The freedom of all is essential to my freedom. — Mikhail Bakunin
- Getting older is hard. — Alec Baldwin
- I'd do anything to have more kids. But that's probably not gonna happen now. — Alec Baldwin
- Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you… — James A. Baldwin
- There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. — James A. Baldwin
- Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll… — Stephen Baldwin
- I was always a God guy. — Stephen Baldwin
- I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call… — Christian Bale
- I'm not really into musicals. — Christian Bale
- He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming. — Arthur Balfour
- Obviously death is a theme I'm fascinated by. — Alan Ball
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
- I'm not funny. What I am is brave. — Lucille Ball
- Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. — Edward Abbey
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are. — Honore de Balzac