Funny Quotes
- Paul Ryan is a nationally tested leader that is widely known and respected. — Bob Beauprez
- To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. — Simone de Beauvoir
- What is an adult? A child blown up by age. — Simone de Beauvoir
- It is old age, rather than death, that is to be contrasted with life. Old age is life's parody, whereas death transforms life into a… — Simone de Beauvoir
- Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. — Joseph Addison
- If someone is making a judgment when they don't have firsthand experience, it's intolerant. How can you make a judgment on something you don't know… — Unknown Author
- I did that Grammys thing - I did a little freeform poem. — Unknown Author
- To make an activity joyful, keep adding things until the activity as a whole becomes more appealing than repulsing. — Martha Beck
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my… — Kate Beckinsale
- I have nothing to do with the selection of stories. I'm the reporter. — Kate Adie
- I do love cricket - it's so very English. — Sarah Bernhardt
- Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. — Samuel Beckett
- Words are all we have. — Samuel Beckett
- Habit is a great deadener. — Samuel Beckett
- I always wanted to be a hairdresser. — David Beckham
- Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's… — David Beckham
- Nothing amazes me anymore. — David Beckham
- I am happier now than I have ever been. — David Beckham
- Being at a club that supported me meant a lot. — David Beckham
- I'm still me even after all that's happened. — Victoria Beckham
- I become quite obsessive when I get into something. — Victoria Beckham
- I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15. — Victoria Beckham
- I didn't go looking to marry an American, it just kinda happened like that. — Kate Beckinsale
- The post of honour is a private station. — Joseph Addison
- The best part about poker is there's no down side. — Samantha Bee