Funny Quotes
- No one ever attains success by simply doing what is required of him. — Charles Kendall Adams
- I always find that 90% of the performance, for me, is about what comes from inside. — Eric Bana
- I deliberately fly in and out of LA for as small a time as humanly possible. — Eric Bana
- I like the unknown. I like mystery. — Eric Bana
- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. — Douglas Adams
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams
- A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. — Douglas Adams
- There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly… — Douglas Adams
- I couldn't be with someone who is depressed all the time. — Antonio Banderas
- I have to recognize that I am agnostic. — Antonio Banderas
- I like going everywhere. And I love starting new things. — Antonio Banderas
- We're living in hard times. — Antonio Banderas
- In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. — Douglas Adams
- This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. — Douglas Adams
- For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. — Douglas Adams
- I'm as pure as the driven slush. — Tallulah Bankhead
- It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. — Tallulah Bankhead
- I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right. — Tallulah Bankhead
- There is less in this than meets the eye. — Tallulah Bankhead
- But it all comes down to friendship, treating people right. — Ernie Banks