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- A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr
- I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke
- We were so happy to be alive. There was a motel there pretty close. We had a big cup of coffee. Everybody… — Rod Hundley
- When a man is down on his luck he seems to consume all he can get of coffee and doughnuts. — Robertson Davies
- I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the couch, and… — Brad Pitt
- Rich people believe "You can have your cake and eat it too." Middle-class people believe "Cake is too rich, so I'll only… — T. Harv Eker
- I build a painting by putting little marks together-some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts. — Chuck Close
- There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that… — Kathy Griffin
- The bottom line in 2007 is that enrollment costs are going up substantially, drug coverage is declining and the brand name coverage… — David J. C. MacKay
- As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon… — Wendy Wasserstein
- I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my… — Anna Faris
- A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. — Roseanne Barr