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Dog Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.
- You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU
- Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem…
- My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.…
- I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why…
- Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs…
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- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
- We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
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- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? — Saint Basil
- Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont