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Buy Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase…
- I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
- I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it…
- Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why…
- I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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- Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. — Bernard Baruch