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• I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle. — Mitch Hedberg
• God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the… — Rick Riordan
• Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack) — Rick Riordan
• You know" - Hale's breath was warm against Kat's ear in the chilly ballroom- "I don't know that both of us really… — Ally Carter
• You know you're smarter than all of them, right?" Hale said flatly. "In fact, if you wanted to PROVE it..." He glanced… — Ally Carter
• Then something occurred to me. "Get closer," I told Blackjack. He whinnied in protest. "Just within shouting distance," I said. "I need… — Rick Riordan
• Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that… — Rick Riordan
• I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. — Mitch Hedberg
• Some kids are always getting into trouble or doing stuff, and I stay away from those types. I know I am no… — Frankie Muniz
• I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park! — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
• You know, when somebody's thrown a bucket of cold water on you, and he's beating you with a blackjack, and the blood… — Kevin Bacon
• I dont do up. Sit-ups. Push-ups. Pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down. Lay down. Blackjack, Ill double down. Give me a cheeseburger,… — John Pinette

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