Funny Quote by Casey Download Open image “Wanna hear a funny joke about my cooka? Never mind you wont get it.” — Casey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow.… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“Then in June Linda got sick. Word went around town that Roger was looking real serious 'cause his wife was 'took ill bad'. So… — Deborah Moffatt Copy Share Image
“I placed my hands on the edge of the table and leaned into her, extremely annoyed. “I’ve been cooking since I was a kid.… — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking… — Various Copy Share Image
“Once there was a new bride who wanted to prepare a special roast for her husband. Before putting the roast in the oven, she cut half an inch of meat off each of the two ends, just as she had always seen her mother do. When her husband asked why on earth she would cut off the best part of… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“Now, what would you like for dinner? Steak? Chicken? I, for one…I am thinking…Chinese.” Stunned, Jenera stopped and looked between Nylora and Aleta, “Uh…I… — Beth Mikell Copy Share Image
“A long-time associate, Beth, who likes to refer to herself as the 'Grill Bitch', excelled at putting loudmouths and fools into their proper place. She refused to behave any differently than her male co-workers: she'd change in the same locker area, dropping her pants right alongside them. She was as sexually aggressive, and as vocal about it, as her fellow… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share
“I love my passengers. I remember one woman in particular--a senior who had gotten on my bus. She seemed completely lost. She said she was going to a restaurant on City Island Avenue. I could see she was confused. There was just something about her. She looked so elegant, but with a fur coat on a hot summer day, so… — Dave Isay Copy Share
“Finally I grinned and said, "I won't eat meat if it's been overcooked." She (Amarinda) glanced up at me, confused, and I added, "I… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
