Humor Quote by Caroline Hanson

“It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Maybe they didn't make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn't want to live forever.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Vampires suck blood, but as a vampire, you just kinda suck.”

— Alix Adale

“She wondered if there were any ugly vampires, or maybe any fat ones. Maybe they didn't make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe…

— Cassandra Clare

“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.”

— Skyla Madi

“He might actually be a decent bloodsucker. And by decent, I mean a proper, murdering, ‘I eat babies for breakfast’ vampire. It’s always the…

— Julie Kagawa

“And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed.”

— Robin McKinley

“I don't know why I'm always surprised when vampires act as weird as ordinary humans. It's not like they gain the wisdom of the…

— Nalini Singh

“In the darkened recesses of the Suburban, my opinion of the vampire rose considerably. There were far worse things than having to drink blood…

— Rose Wynters

“The vampire had to be pretty hard up to come after someone who looked the way she did-like Frankenstein’s bride.”

— Christine Feehan

“I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.”

— Devon Monk

“He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopeless a thing as it might have been.”

— Patricia Briggs