Humor Quote by Carl Hiaasen

“The coroner was a jovial man, at least ten years past retirement age. His face was red from exertion, his hair white and straggly,…

— J.T. Ellison

“Jeffrey never understood how people could think a dead person was just sleeping. Death changed the air, charged it with something thick and unsettling.”

— Karin Slaughter

“Ben Estes knew he was going to die and it didn't make him feel any better to know that that was the chance he…

— Isaac Asimov

“Death is funny in that it brings out the best and the worst in people. It casts light on the truth and makes life…

— Allison DuBois

“If ever I was in a plane that was going down, rather than screaming, crying and railing against the inevitable, I would look out…

— Frank Warren

“He was no stranger to brutal death. Both as sheriff and as a cop on Chicago's south side, he'd seen his share of dying.…

— William Kent Krueger

“Their mother died early, and not in a good way. Not that anyone dies in a good way, Tin footnotes to himself, but there…

— Margaret Atwood

“You are a steward of the pain and injustices people have visited upon you. Or, if you prefer we could call you a scrupulous…

— Wally Lamb

“Whenever I start thinking about death, it always cheers me up to think about my funeral and my tombstone (which, by the way, will…

— Adam Selzer

“Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll end up…

— Cecily White

“Death comes quick, in the beat of a heart, and he ain't picky about who he takes.”

— Hiroshi Sakurazaka