Funny Quote by Calvin Trillin Download Open image “If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?” — Calvin Trillin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hard Humor Ifs Law Law school Lawyer School
The more lawyers there are, the more people are out there to encourage others not to go to law school. — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
What do lawyers learn in law school? They learn to win... What we've got to start thinking about is how do we solve problems. — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Law graduates have always ended up in business, government, journalism and other fields. Law schools could do more to build these subjects into their… — Adam Cohen Copy Share Image
To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able… — Jerry O'Connell Copy Share Image
At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence… — Daniel R. White Copy Share Image
Are we done with law school yet? Seriously, we've been sitting here for years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am firmly committed to the proposition that whoever is in power is exceedingly silly… And that goes for the opposition as well.” — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“All White House hopefuls we forewarn: You'll have to prove that you were born. Before Trump hits the state of granite, He must identify… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards? — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Fairs are good places to eat, particularly for stand-up eaters--which is one of the kinds of eaters I am, although when I eat standing… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
