Food Quote by Brian Regan

“I’m supposed to spread my fingers as wide as they were with the rubber band, mash my palms hard into the floor, and pull…

— Christopher McDougall

There's a spoon stuck to your elbow. Do you even know that?

— Hank Hill

“If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them…

— Jennifer Ellision

“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to pee.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I focused as hard as I could on our fingers. On curling them. On bending our elbows to prop up our body.”

— Kat Zhang

“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”

— Sam Lipsyte

“If something is eating at you, you gotta find a way to use it.”

— Speak

“I like to spoon after I fork.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using…

— Jarod Kintz

It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow

— Tee Shepard

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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— Jarod Kintz