Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

“if you're dealing with monkeys, you got to expect some wrenches.....”

— errol flynn

“I'm the lucky monkey,”

— Efrat Haddi

“And now, a word on naughty monkeys.”

— Ingrid Rowland

“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)”

— Peter Coomber

“A monkey's mind is curious. So we can treasure that; as we are curious too.... Yet meanwhile by simply releasing all attachment or identification…

— Leland Lewis

“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is…

— Christopher Moore

“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I”

— Bobby Adair

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

“We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang.”

— Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse

“DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU MONKEYS.”

— Jay Kristoff

“Yep, Gin and Brandi. Call me crazy, but naming your daughters after alcoholic beverages is just asking for trouble.”

— Kelley Armstrong