Green Monk

All Green Monk Quotes

• Look, I'm not saying you're boring. I'm just saying I pay a lot more attention to you when you're naked. ooK? o_O Attention
• Hey, excuse me. You got a little Face on your Makeup. Excuse
• Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past... All
• The best way to look younger, hang out with older people Best
• When ure good, youre good.. when ure awesome youre me Awesome
• What are you? My Grammar teacher? Stop correcting my Bed speling! Bed
• I have just Kidnapped myself ..........Give me One Million dollars or you will never see me again! Dollars
• My room is Not Dirty !! I just have everything on display ; it's like having my own Museum... Dirty
• An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.. Any
• If you don't love your job........ Take a home loan Funny
• Everything is made in China... Except babies... They're made in the VaChina... Babies
• Women and their periods... It's such an ovary action... Action
• If you're not into Oral Sex... Then keep your mouth shut.. Funny
• When someone says: 'Expect the unexpected.' Slap their face and say: 'You didn't expect that, did you?' Expect
• Less interactions, less distractions. Distractions
• The best things in life are other people's. Best
• Ever noticed the word big is shorter than the word small ? Big
• I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking Choices
• A clean house is a sign of no Internet connection... Clean
• My partner said she was leaving me so I cut off her legs. She soon came crawling back. Came
• Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit! Blowjob
• Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! Amazing
• Stop, look, listen Great advice not only for crossing the road, but also when you're mid-wink and suspect your wife is home. Advice
• If you fall and break both of your legs, don't come running to me. Both
• It takes about 35 years for a woman to reach their sexual peak. For a man it takes about 5 to 10 mins Funny

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