Green Monk

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• If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote Controlled
• If a guy only wants you for your legs , thighs , or breasts , don't date him , give him directions to KFC . Breasts
• The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash . Dramatic
• I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own , Bitch . Attitude
• Boys , if you are going to lay down and make a baby , stand up and be a daddy Baby
• Auto-correct can go to he'll Auto
• If someone's Cooler than you, does that mean you're Hotter than them? Cooler
• I typed married but it was auto-corrected to martyred. Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence. Auto
• I have enough money to Live comfortably for the rest of my life...........If I die next Tuesday. Comfortably
• This status is so good you will read it twice this status is so good you just read it twice. Funny
• My wife is angry with me and she is giving me the Silent Treatment. I don't know what I did, but I need to do… Angry
• After 10 pegs, I think Im the most interesting person in the world. Funny
• You are the source of all that exists around you; you are the creator of your own world. All
• Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Alive
• I am dark and handsome. When it's dark, I'm handsome.... Dark
• Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. Any
• I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. Asleep
• You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth! All
• You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. Body
• It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. Analyze
• If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital… Anywhere
• On the Internet, you can choose to be whoever you want. I don't understand why so many people choose to be stupid idiots. Choose
• The awesome moment when someone gets accused of something you did. Accused
• I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though. Bit
• That moment when You hear a song and every word describes your situation perfectly. Describes

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