Green Monk

All Green Monk Quotes

• The only thing I like in office is off Funny
• If alcohol is evil, then alcoholics are the people who constantly and selflessly fight the evil in this world. Alcohol
• Trust is something that you have in a condom when the partner is not your spouse Condom
• Ever wonder about the true purpose of mosquitoes? I'm thinking it must be God's source of amusement... watching us slap ourselves! Amusement
• Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network: they are both watching things they are never gonna do! Both
• I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed. Almost Made
• The food channel is like porn for your stomach. Channel
• First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you have sex with their wives, and then you win. Fight
• I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? Aids
• Most girls on facebook have more problems than a math book. Book
• A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. Down
• Admit it, you have sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.. Admit
• Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off... Cause
• A simple Good morning, beautiful text could make any girl smile for the whole day. Affection
• Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. Assholes
• If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl. Funny
• Ladies, there's always going to be that one girl who's prettier than you, but you've just got to find that one guy who doesn't care. Always Going
• Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square. Circle
• HIStory: Because HERstory would just be gossip. Funny
• I never argue, I just explain why I'm right. Argue
• It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous. Busy
• Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because you can't convince a m0nkey that honey is m0re sweeter than a banana.. Another Person
• Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are. Curves
• That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like. Asks
• People tend to push me away when I need them the most. Funny

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