Green Monk

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• The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries Afford
• Happiness Is Like Penis. It Always Looks Small But When You Learn To Share It, You Realize How Big It Can Be. Always Looks
• While you're ignoring her, someone else is begging for her attention. Attention
• I hate when people see me at the supermarket and are like, HEY, what are you doing here? and I'm like, Oh you know, hunting… Animals
• I love when I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I have so much more time to sleep! Funny
• When you fall in love, you want the world to know it, but you dont want to admit it. Admit
• You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories. not to constantly be upset, hurting and crying.. Constantly
• If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don't take her for granted, IDIOT. Admits
• I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. Forget
• If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? . . . If my friends jumped off a cliff, it would be cause it was… Cause
• I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle of life. All
• You know whats better than watching a beautiful woman get dressed...laughing at what she is wearing Beautiful
• If I had a $1.00 for every time my dad called me a failure....I wouldn't be a failure anymore Anymore
• Everytime I see my girlfriends tits they remind me why I pretend to care about what she has to say Care
• The first woman who decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize. Decided
• Most people are most people. Funny
• I would just like to point something out to you: the exit. Exit
• I do take stress medicine...it's called BEER! Beer
• Nah, we're cool! Just make sure you remind me how awesome I am 3 times a day. Awesome
• A yelling mother is the original surround sound.. Funny
• A news paper seems more intresting when . . . The person sitting next to you is reading it... Funny
• Life taught me lot of lessons.....But I bunked those classes too...! Bunked
• Be Careful With What You Say To A G!rl. One Rude Comment That You Think Is No Big Deal Can Ruin Her Completely! Big
• Put a condom on your heart, I'm gonna fuck your feelings.. Condom
• If I could go back in time, I would give your parents a condom Condom

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