Green Monk

All Green Monk Quotes

• Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you OR you can get on top and ride the hell out… Either Lie
• Number one rule: Never get attached to something that wasn't yours in the first place. Attached
• I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing... Bus
• If you don't see it with your eyes, don't invent it with your mouth... Eyes
• I'm so sorry, but I have some bad news and a Justin Bierber CD. Which one would you like to hear first? Bad
• True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. Ass
• I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel. Born
• I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. Believe
• If you don't like me, it's not my fault.. it just means you have no taste! Fault
• It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you, beat out 1,000,000 others. Beat
• Me and good judgment haven't been on speaking terms in a good long time. Been
• Relationships are like fat people...they don't work out Fat
• I have a super power..I can make people read any shit things. Any
• I think we should feel other people. ~ Blind couple while breaking up Blind
• Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, Asentencewithoutspaces. Asentencewithoutspaces
• I Met Her On Internet......it was Love from first click! Click
• I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology. Any
• Pay attention, I'm only going to show you this once! ~ suicide bomber teacher. Attention
• My computer can beat me at kick boxing too :( Beat
• A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. Committee
• Facebook land, where everyone thinks your status is about them. Everyone
• When life hands you a good tweet, RETWEET IT Funny
• You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... Cannot Express
• A girl who loves you for who you are is priceless. for all other girls, there is master card! All
• It's difficult for me to tell whether girls like me for who I am as a person. Damn my incredibly massive penis. Damn

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