Green Monk

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• We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single. Advice
• Fuck her like a pornstar, treat her like a princess.. Fuck
• Anything good in life is either illegal immoral or fattening. Anything Good
• Women love a nice guy with a sense of humor. To cheer them up when their douchebag boyfriend cheats on them again. I Am That… Boyfriend
• When I die, I want my final words to be I'm too sexy for this life. Die
• That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.. Bathroom
• I guess when you said forever you meant until you found someone better. Better
• Cheating is easy. Try something challenging like being faithful Challenging
• Females need to search for a man with goals and ambition because 10 years from now swag isnt gonna pay your bills . Ambition
• The sexy curve on a girl is her smile ;) Curve
• I Remember When You Would Say sorry, I'm in a relationship. People would say ohh, best of luck. Now all they say is aaaand? Aaaand
• Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW Appreciate
• Screw the alarm system. I've seen Home Alone, I know what to do. Alarm
• A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one Another One
• An ex is called an ex because they're an ex-ample of who not to date next time. Ample
• Never be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality Funny
• Set your goals high enough to inspire you and low enough to encourage you. Encourage
• The biggest mistake to most people Listen to half of the conversation Understand the quarter Speak all the time.. All
• A male inmate promised a female prison guard, If you help me escape, I'll marry you. This is an example of using a proposition to… End
• Love is the one gift that you can give again, again, and again. Funny
• You're as fake as that padded bra you're wearing Bra
• When your exes see youu happy,moving on with someone else... THAT'S when they want to wiggle their way back into your life. Exes
• That awkard moment ,while a lunch with important people,Suddenly,you drop coke on your new clothes -.- Awkard
• I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully! Carefully
• So... I was reading this Fascinating study. It shows that Men think about sex every tits seconds. Fascinating

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