Green Monk

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• LadieS....whenever you're feeling down....i'll be there to feel you up Down
• Dear Bitch, Beauty isn't makeup. Beauty
• I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza. All
• A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references! Blow
• If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot. Face
• Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? Asshole
• Every 6 seconds somewhere a woman is sexually unfulfilled. Every 5 seconds somewhere a man knows it too. Funny
• Spending a long time writing a really long message then accidentally pressing the back button. Accidentally
• That one person who you know you can't trust, but keep telling them everything, anyway. Everything Anyway
• The adult in me wants Vodka, while the kid in me wants Orange Juice. It's a good thing they get along. Adult
• I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Air
• Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. Disease
• You know you spend too much time online when you start double clicking on your light switches. Clicking
• People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys. Excuse
• Best thing about social networking is how it brings us all together so we can have lunch with our phone. All
• I carry a Knife everywhere I go. You never know when you might want to cut a cake. Cake
• I hate seeing an older woman standing on the bus while I'm seated. . . So I just close my eyes and pretend to be… Bus
• Men Are on This Planet Because Vibrators Can't Buy Drinks ... Buy
• I have two brains. The one was lost and the other was out looking for it and hasn't come back until now. Brains
• My weight is perfect for my height - which varies Funny
• There are two greatest days in a guys life.... The day he was BORN..... and the day he discovered PORN... Born
• Ex's are like toys you give them to the less fortunate so you can move on to bigger and better things ! Better
• Honey , you're not the shit , just a piece of one. Funny
• I think the stomach is the most intelligent part of the body,Its smart enough to send the burps to the mouth and farts to the… Body
• When people ask you where you're from, just mumble Internet Ask

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