Green Monk

All Green Monk Quotes

• I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a beer. Beer
• Beware of ego: Ego is a double edged sword the outer edge cuts your popularity; while the inner edge pierces your purity. Beware
• I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. Beginning
• You smell wet. Let's Party. Funny
• Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? Fantasize
• That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed... Awfully
• I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow older -- younger! Figured
• A real man knows how to comfort his woman in good or bad situations. He's one of the reasons why she's always smiling. Always Smiling
• A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE! Feel
• You don't truly know a woman until you understand every word she's not saying to you. Every Word
• People get so defensive and immediately start denying it if you dare accuse them of snoring. Accuse
• 85% of my regrets involve hitting send. Funny
• I don't know my friends addresses, but I know exactly where they live. Addresses
• The only possible way I would find you attractive is if you swallowed a magnet. Attractive
• I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on. Came
• My favorite coffee flavor is HOT. Coffee
• The word aerobics came about when the instructors said If we're going to charge money, we can't call it jumping up and down. Aerobics
• Dear alarm clock, It might be you they hit on, but it's me they're sleeping with. Sincerely, bed. Alarm
• Be the girl everyone wants to be with Not the girl that everyone has been with... Been
• My neighbor never says I love you too. What a weirdo. Funny
• Truth is my garden, Honesty is my beauty, Smile is my weapon against every difficulty. Beauty
• If you don't want me to cross the line .. Then don't draw one Cross
• I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer. Any
• That awkward moment when you went to kiss your GALFRND, and She burped right in your mouth.... Awkward
• That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. Awkward

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