Green Monk

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• That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times Awkward
• You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. Every Single
• Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies..... Alcohol
• Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy. Been
• I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd never… Big
• Three Things I've Learned: Never trust a skinny chef, A fat personal trainer or Man in a wheelchair wearing dirty shoes. Chef
• If you choose to have a closed mind, please choose to have a closed mouth as well. Choose
• Don't be with someone, because it's easy. Be with someone, because you love them, even if it's difficult! Difficult
• Ladies, if you give men a choice between two things they'll pick the first. They stopped listening and didn't hear the second Choice
• Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks ! Bored
• LOVE surely comes from the heart....but I suspect that even the BOOBS in front contribute a lot... Boobs
• The heaviest burden of life is..... . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket Burden
• How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense! Becomes
• A relationship is NOT a test so why cheat? Abusive Relationship
• Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help fantasizing about kicking you in the face repeatedly. Face
• Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets ;) Funny
• Man was sent on earth to struggle... AND Woman was sent on earth to make sure it happens... Earth
• He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma................ All
• Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. Cheap
• I deserve an oscar for the ammount of times I faked it with you Ammount
• Teenage love is all about making him your's, not her's. (; All
• Kissing in the rain? Forget that! I kissed in a HURRICANE Forget
• Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen… Boy
• Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep with one All
• I hate how chocolates immediately melts on my fingers.. I mean... Damn, am I that hot? Chocolates

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