Green Monk

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• My hands never pain when typing message for you.. But my heart always pain when there is no reply from you. Always Pain
• I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. Boyfriends
• People make the world go around but at some point dont you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never… All
• The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Bad
• To understand a woman, you have to listen to her when she is looking at you, not when she is talking... Funny
• People tell me I'm a drama queen. I don't get why that's a bad thing. If I'm a queen, don't I get to tell you… Bad
• With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard! All
• Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. Fast
• I wish we could ctrl...alt...delete parts of life we don't particularly like. Alt Delete
• You wanna play games; Game On. Just remember, I'm not just a bitch, I am an intelligent bitch and out of your league. Bitch
• Once upon a time you held the world in your hands... then I left. Funny
• Your not completely worthless you can be used as a bad example! Bad
• I didn't run into the wall, I was just checking to see how strong it was. (: Checking
• Curiousity killed your virginity .. Curiousity
• A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt Closer
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. Action
• I always try not to judge people. Which is probably why I lost my job as a judge Always Try
• When you mess up a guy's hairs, he thinks its cute. But, when you mess up a girl's hair... MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE! Cute
• When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare Everything Handed
• I act completely normal around my parents. But as soon as I'm with my friends, I'm like the energizer bunny, on crack... Act
• People don't come into your life by accident. Everyone that crosses your path serves a purpose Accident
• Everything was going well for them... and BAM! they got married.. Funny
• Fact : The average woman spends 1 year of her lifetime trying to decide what to wear ! Average
• I just realized that our fears are bigger than our dreams. Bigger
• I am having issues, I just wanna smack someone. Any volunteers? Any

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