All Green Monk Quotes
- Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier. Able
- The secret of our marriage is chemistry. She's on Valium and I'm on Prozac Chemistry
- When choosing a girl to date, don't go with your gut feeling. Go with your nut feeling. That'll lead to some butt feeling. Butt
- A Winning Horse doesn't know whats wining He only runs in pain given by his rider So whenever you're in pain think that God wants… Funny
- A baby just posted a picture of its mothers breast and labeled it as food porn. Baby
- No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with me. Alcohol
- Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face. Boots
- How dare you ignore me ignoring you. Dare
- Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me. Advantage
- I can save the world....easy breezy....but nobody is brave enough to put me in charge.... Brave
- When I was 18 I met with a terrible accident. I was thrown out of a car window... by the boyfriend of the girl I… Accident
- Terrorists got 99 problems and their Allah is one. Allah
- I do not take selfies. I photo bomb my phone while it's taking pictures of itself in the mirror. Bomb
- I thought I was going crazy. So I went to a therapist. After half an hour, he paid me to leave. I heard that he… Crazy
- Ask a SUCCESSFUL person HOW TO FINISH.... But always, Ask an EXPERIENCED person HOW TO START Always Ask
- Whenever someone asks me, How you doing? I say, Everything was fine till I had to stop and respond to your small talk. Asks
- Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. Fake
- We're equal partners in our marriage. I'm the silent one. Equal
- LOVE is not a feeling. Love is an action. Love is a choice. Action
- Sadness is the result of unhappy thoughts. Funny
- Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects Desire
- Health is wealth..so keep yourself well and fit. Fit
- With great power comes great responsibility, . . . . But after Marriage greater responsibility comes without any power.. Any
- I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse! Accused
- My dad is the boss. . .until Grandma comes over. Then hes just one of us Boss