Green Monk

All Green Monk Quotes

• When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. . . And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow. Appreciate Life
• I'm not in therapy, but my therapist is. Funny
• I get upset when someone accepts my invitation to connect on LinkedIn. How dare you took a long time to accept an invitation I didn't… Accept
• Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with a… Fake
• The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World Anyting
• My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school. Drunk
• You didn't catch me cheating. I'm a masseuse, my tongue was just giving her tongue a massage. Catch
• The best way to keep your word is not to give it. Best
• Pizza is just a round weird sandwitch. Funny
• I'm not negative, I love not liking anything. Funny
• Life is as easy as a walk in the park . . . . JURASSIC PARK Easy
• That awkward moment you pull a door you're suppose to push open Awkward
• I never said I wanted to be perfect, I just want to be good enough for you. Funny
• Never stop learning .... becoz life never stop teaching. Becoz
• When people judge and criticize you, remember it says nothing about you, but everything about them. Criticism
• I gotta stop letting alcohol pick my Twitter Crushes. Alcohol
• Fear is just some shit you don't have to feel. Fear
• You know you deserve someone better when the one youve always fought for is also the one youve always cried for. Always Cried
• Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. Closer
• Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth.. Funny
• I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it. Becoming
• I love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth Funny
• If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get… Beer
• Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years Cant
• My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs. Funny

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