Green Monk

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• I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face. Face
• Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph.... Autograph
• To those who know and love me I wish you well. All the rest may go to hell All
• A little ego is good. It prevents you from making a complete fool of yourself. But a little more ego has the exact opposite effect! Complete
• Even when it's not the best of days, you can always tell yourself, hey, at least I'm not the person who sank a $570 million… Always Tell
• Don't let your memory get poor with time. Do the right things to sharpen it ... like... lending me your money! Funny
• Behind every great man is a great woman telling him he's not as great as he thinks he is.... Behind
• Pain is nature's way of saying Don't do that. . . . Painkillers are mankind's way of saying Screw it ... go ahead. Ahead
• Behind every great woman is a man telling her she's ignoring him. Behind every great man is a puzzled woman. Behind
• Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? . . . Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop. Bothering
• I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. Birthday
• Valentine's Day is only three weeks away. So remember, it's not too late to break-up. Break
• I just heard a strange noise coming from downstairs. I refuse to say Who's there? Those people always die. Always Die
• No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. Asked
• I hate when films say 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME Contain
• My girl doesn't have to dress up to impress me , given what she dressing up from is her birthday suit Birthday
• Many people dying from natural causes. Forget Aids and Cancer, we need a cure for natural causes. Aids
• I threw my watch out the window just to watch time fly. Fly
• Thank you, but my Fingers deserve the award for being funny. They did all the copying and Pasting. All
• That awkward moment when you trip and you immediately start running, and act like that's what you wanted to do anyway. Act
• Unless you know the whole situation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut! Facts
• Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! Dreams
• First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone... First Thing
• Before asking someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even really care Ask
• I have planned that I will start planning to plan. Funny

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