Assholes Quotes

133 quotes by 111 authors

The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you… — George Carlin
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so… — Kevin Spacey
I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes! — Mel Brooks
My dad used to tell me 'opinions are like assholes, everybody has one' — Miley Cyrus
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place! — The Undertaker
I've only been an asshole to assholes! — Harlan Ellison
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell. — Gerard Way
You try to make the world a better place and what does it get you? I mean, Christ, how the hell does one man stand… — Daniel Clowes
Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated. — Robert I. Sutton
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. — Mike Dirnt
Iâ€™ve made my lifeâ€™s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think itâ€™s harder now than ever before because thereâ€™s so many socially acceptable ways… — Merrill Markoe
And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a… — George Carlin
The world is full of assholes. What are you doing to make sure you're not one of them? — A.S. King
I don't care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes. — Eddie Rickenbacker
Weâ€™re happier when the assholes are villains. — Christopher Bram
My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's… — John Waters
Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes. — John Barrowman
To be successful you have to deal with CRAP. Criticism, Rejection, Assholes and Pressure. — Ryan Blair
Government isn't a good way to solve problems ... [G]overnment is concerned mostly with self-perpetuation and is subject to fantastic ideas about its own capabilities.… — P.J. O'Rourke
I'm very bright, but I'm terrified of sounding like someone who thinks he's very bright-because those people are assholes. — David Foster Wallace

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