Assholes Quotes
133 quotes by 111 authors
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The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you…
— George Carlin
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My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so…
— Kevin Spacey
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I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!
— Mel Brooks
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My dad used to tell me 'opinions are like assholes, everybody has one'
— Miley Cyrus
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In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!
— The Undertaker
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I've only been an asshole to assholes!
— Harlan Ellison
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The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
— Gerard Way
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You try to make the world a better place and what does it get you? I mean, Christ, how the hell does one man stand…
— Daniel Clowes
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Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated.
— Robert I. Sutton
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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
— Mike Dirnt
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I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways…
— Merrill Markoe
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And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a…
— George Carlin
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The world is full of assholes. What are you doing to make sure you're not one of them?
— A.S. King
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I don't care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes.
— Eddie Rickenbacker
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We’re happier when the assholes are villains.
— Christopher Bram
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My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's…
— John Waters
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Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes.
— John Barrowman
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To be successful you have to deal with CRAP. Criticism, Rejection, Assholes and Pressure.
— Ryan Blair
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Government isn't a good way to solve problems ... [G]overnment is concerned mostly with self-perpetuation and is subject to fantastic ideas about its own capabilities.…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I'm very bright, but I'm terrified of sounding like someone who thinks he's very bright-because those people are assholes.
— David Foster Wallace
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