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133 Assholes quotes by 105 unique authors

People are such assholes these days it makes my jaw drop -.- — Patience
I promise you, I can't go anywhere in public without getting mad at someone. XD Like today for an example I went to the park… — Jasmine Laura
FOR ASSHOLES WITH GIRLFRIEND: while ur ignoring her, Another guy is giving her attention. while ur giving her problems , Another guy is listening. while… — Crystal
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar
I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by… — Greg Behrendt
In life, you'll meet alot of Assholes... — KM II
I dont have a New Years Resolution unless its ridding myself of stupid shit and usless assholes -Jenny the Jawbreaker Amorelli — Jennifer Amorelli
Today, be the change you wish to see in the twitter. Block the assholes. — Green Monk
I think Liberals may tend to be more people oriented, whereas Conservatives are more task oriented. It makes Liberals look softheaded to Conservatives and Conservatives… — Rock Cowles
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk
Most people are assholes you just have to find the right asshole who will be nice to you. — Jeremy Limn
I just wouldnt want to hook up with a guy unless I really, really like him, and in my experience all boys can be classified… — Shalini
The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his dick-shaper machine. — Green Monk
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees. — Bill Lee
Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one! — Mike Dirnt
Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them… — Kanye West
In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts. — Matthew Lotti
Toast to the assholes. — Kid Ink
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels. Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes. — Nickelback
What kind of life am I setting up for her (her = daughters)...It's not just about making them, like, not be assholes, which is what… — Kimora Lee Simmons
Same nigga, with the flow. Same nigga that'll spin a nigga's ass up, throw his ass in the trunk. I'm a representative, for the Assholes.… — Trae Tha Truth
A special fuck you to all the cunts in my childhood that said Id never make anything of myself, to all the assholes that hate… — Danny Worsnop
The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes. — Cher
No luck, yet, on my desired search for love... but on the other hand, my undesired search for assholes is getting sizeable... — Hannah
Fucking assholes. Do it every time man, every time man. Every time they do it to me. — DMX

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