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133 Assholes quotes by 105 unique authors

It's obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O'Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite drug-snorting, weed-puffing peace… — Chuck Palahniuk
We're in three living groups, 'cause even after the world's ended some assholes still can't get along. — Guillermo del Toro
School did give me one of the greatest gifts of my life, though. I learned how to read, and for that I remain thankful. I… — Craig Ferguson
Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed — Kevin Hearne
You know, it's not fair. Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves, and men are judged superior until they prove what assholes they are. — Sidney Sheldon
We were encouraged to propose safetyprevention suggestions, and write them all down— locking doors, walking or exercising with a friend, wearing shoes that don’t hinder… — Tammara Webber
Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but… — Anneli Rufus
You know, when someone hurts my feelings, somehow it does not comfort me to know that it was deliberate... On the other hand, knowing that… — John Barnes
I was going to say the beginning is the good part, when it's all sparks and sparkles, before they are inevitably unmasked as assholes. — Laini Taylor
What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they… — Lisa Gardner
Coyotes hunt in packs, and so do assholes. — Ellen Hopkins
I glanced at Carson, who had promised things would be alright. His gaze was on the floor, and a muscle in his jaw flexed rhythmically… — Rosemary Clement-Moore
Of course when you were running with the bottom dogs, what you mostly saw were paws, claws, and assholes. — Stephen King
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes. — William Gibson
Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. — Jim Morrison
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one! — Albert Schweitzer
If you constantly attract assholes, it's probably you. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't give up your 100% man /woman who bust they ass for you day and night making sure you secure ... Over some 10% assholes… — Frenchqueen
All boys are stupid. If they mess up more than once, they aren't worth your time. Move on and find the one that will actually… — Hussein Nishah
Some assholes, never get to the point of shit do they? — Savannah J
The nice ones are always taken because no one likes assholes. — Aruho Marvin
In you I see a troubled soul, And making you better is my goal. Others made you feel pain, Made you feel like there was… — Unknown Author
Definition of guys: assholes, dicks, stupid, rude, rapist, scary, ugly, nasty, smelly... but he may be all of those things but I love everything about… — Cutegirl
Listen you might dislike me cause am real but I don't give a fuck so how bout you join the rest of the assholes waiting… — Unknown Author
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over… — Anthony Liccione

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