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This is for the assholes that play girls, the assholes that go through their phone and pick a few girls and text them all. Saying… — Ashley Audacity
Assholes were created to keep shit under control during times of intense pressure. — Unknown Author
Opinions like assholes and u dont need one kause u stay full of shit anyway! — Katt Williams
From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like assholes. I couldn't understand why I had to respect them. My… — Jessica Alba
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
Sorry if I sneeze around you, I'm allergic to assholes. — Chris Time Steele
Henceforth, 'friends' who recommended Cabin in the Woods shall be referred as 'assholes.' — Kevin Pereira
One thing I found out for sure in life is, don't hang out with assholes. Surround yourself with good people. Whether they're the best or… — Kid Rock
Ladies your boobs, ass or your body wont win a guys heart .! All your going to attract is jerks and assholes.! Try wining a… — Marianna
Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But you know what?… — John Mayer
I am the rap game tease and the trapper. I bes with the adderall fiends and the assholes. — Kitty Pryde
Funny how most girls think guys have hearts made of stone. You believe guys are such assholes when it comes to holding down a good… — Matthew Van Zyl
If he can't except me smoking weed and drinking then I gotta drop his ass. Im'a do me no matter what! My blunts come first.… — Victor Reyes
I am seriously so sick of people being rude! Knock it the fuck off. Think before you say things. I do not understand how you… — Ghaidaa
A special fuck to all you cunts in my childhood that said I'd never make anything of myself, to all the assholes that hate us… — Danny Worsnop
Friends are like assholes, everyone's got one but some are more full of shit than other's! — Unknown Author
I would say that I need to stop being nice to people that don't appreciate it. I feel like they take it as a weakness… — Scott S
Opinions are like assholes everybody has one — Unknown Author
I made this ecard for all the dumb chicks that complain about not having a good man. Because their to busy chasing assholes — Bryan Burden
Assholes are like salt , important to the dish of life ! Bcz they remind u that u r not an easy player — Kevin Knight
One of the great regrets in my life is that I suffered so many assholes so gladly for so many years, all for the sake… — Ritu Ghatourey
No, I haven't met mr.Right. But I have met, Mr.Liar, Mr.Player, Mr.Asshole and Mr.Scumbag — Amanda
So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil — The Hangover 2
Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes? — Nikhil Saluja
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja

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