Best Assholes Words
133 Assholes quotes by 105 unique authors
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This is for the assholes that play girls, the assholes that go through their phone and pick a few girls and text them all. Saying…
— Ashley Audacity
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Assholes were created to keep shit under control during times of intense pressure.
— Unknown Author
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Opinions like assholes and u dont need one kause u stay full of shit anyway!
— Katt Williams
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From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like assholes. I couldn't understand why I had to respect them. My…
— Jessica Alba
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Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more…
— Massmurder
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Sorry if I sneeze around you, I'm allergic to assholes.
— Chris Time Steele
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Henceforth, 'friends' who recommended Cabin in the Woods shall be referred as 'assholes.'
— Kevin Pereira
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One thing I found out for sure in life is, don't hang out with assholes. Surround yourself with good people. Whether they're the best or…
— Kid Rock
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Ladies your boobs, ass or your body wont win a guys heart .! All your going to attract is jerks and assholes.! Try wining a…
— Marianna
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Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But you know what?…
— John Mayer
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I am the rap game tease and the trapper. I bes with the adderall fiends and the assholes.
— Kitty Pryde
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Funny how most girls think guys have hearts made of stone. You believe guys are such assholes when it comes to holding down a good…
— Matthew Van Zyl
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If he can't except me smoking weed and drinking then I gotta drop his ass. Im'a do me no matter what! My blunts come first.…
— Victor Reyes
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I am seriously so sick of people being rude! Knock it the fuck off. Think before you say things. I do not understand how you…
— Ghaidaa
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A special fuck to all you cunts in my childhood that said I'd never make anything of myself, to all the assholes that hate us…
— Danny Worsnop
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Friends are like assholes, everyone's got one but some are more full of shit than other's!
— Unknown Author
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I would say that I need to stop being nice to people that don't appreciate it. I feel like they take it as a weakness…
— Scott S
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Opinions are like assholes everybody has one
— Unknown Author
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I made this ecard for all the dumb chicks that complain about not having a good man. Because their to busy chasing assholes
— Bryan Burden
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Assholes are like salt , important to the dish of life ! Bcz they remind u that u r not an easy player
— Kevin Knight
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One of the great regrets in my life is that I suffered so many assholes so gladly for so many years, all for the sake…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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No, I haven't met mr.Right. But I have met, Mr.Liar, Mr.Player, Mr.Asshole and Mr.Scumbag
— Amanda
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So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil
— The Hangover 2
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Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes?
— Nikhil Saluja
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I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes.
— Nikhil Saluja
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