"Never, ever, in my entire life did I……" — John Mayer
"Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But you know what? There's plenty of assholes who think the same thing, so I have to thank you."
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114 Quotes by John Mayer
John Mayer has 114 quotes on this site.
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Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only…
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Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
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Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.
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People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding…
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You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.
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Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are…
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High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just…
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Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?
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I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
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Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd…
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My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got…
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I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt,…
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More Asshole Quotes
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Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
— George Carlin
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,…
— George Carlin
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Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another,…
— George Carlin
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few…
— George Carlin
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Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the…
— Dave Franco
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It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming,…
— David Henry
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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
— Francois Ozon
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role…
— Eminem
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole,
— Morgan Freeman
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Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
— Nick Offerman
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole…
— Demetri Martin
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It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
— Greg Proops
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